Disc 1
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| Song Title | Sample |
| 1. My Husband and Tv ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 2. Endangered Species ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 3. Tv Commercials ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 4. One Size Fits All ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 5. Hipbone Mystique, The ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 6. Marriage ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 7. Divorce ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 8. Man and His Car, A ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 9. Energy Crisis, The ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 10. Two-Year Olds ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 11. My Daughter Writes Obituaries ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 12. Family Vacations ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 13. Equal Colds ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 14. I Loved You Enough ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 15. Never Strike Your Child In Anger ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 16. I Can't Cope ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 17. Education ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 18. Things My Mother Taught Me ~ Erma Bombeck | |
| 19. Mike and the Grass ~ Erma Bombeck | |